Decent sms; 902 messages
Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.
Think Positive Yaar
158 chars (1 sms)
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
C for Catch,
D for Drop.
92 chars (1 sms)
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
153 chars (1 sms)
Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
443 chars (3 sms)
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?
Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
152 chars (1 sms)
Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!
136 chars (1 sms)
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.
Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....
Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
164 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"
Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.
Teacher:What is this ?
Student:Ladies First
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Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
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Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
481 chars (4 sms)
Maine jab bhi apko dekha....
Hanste dekha,
Muskraty dekha,
Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,
Kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?
139 chars (1 sms)
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,
Chai hum pilaty nahi,
Roti ka time nahi,
Botal ka mosam nahi,
Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
183 chars (2 sms)
Just go to hell
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yes you
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u only !
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because only you can change
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hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
105 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?
Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
173 chars (2 sms)
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
144 chars (1 sms)